Hey You

Do you like punk rock? Do you like forties? Do you like pictures of Brittany Asam? It appears that Fithers has a blog. It's mostly media presented with little or no comment, but if you're like me, you don't hear/read the phrase "totally harsh" as an expression of approval anywhere near often enough, and Fithuz gotz the remedy.

This blog also contains an intriguing reference to "Sriracha Shits," next to a picture of town hottie and seemingly friendly individual (full disclosure: I don't actually really know him) Michael Hodges* (as seen above).

Oh and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't impressed by the fact that he appears to own his domain name. No ".tumblr" bullshit for Fithers, no sir. It makes the rest of us look lame, which may or may not be the point anyway.

*am I correct in remembering that it was this noble hero who went all Hulk Smash on Elliot Whatshisface (he of the guitar and the pajama pants and the collins quad) with little (possibly no?) provocation, just because he intuitively knew it was what everyone wanted to do but were afraid to get their skinnies dirty? I just remember seeing him launch himself shirtless across a porch and taking that kid out. This is definitionally heroic, and he should be regarded as the champion of the apathetic. He is basically our Achilles.