Does Not Play Well With Others

David Faris suggests we allow nasty old Texas, the sandy, sweaty crotch of Red America, to take its toys and head on home.

Texas should be given the option of taking neighboring Oklahoma, Alabama and Louisiana with them. These states are reliably deep red, and are also three of the biggest tax drains in the country, raking in federal dollars while kvetching about Obama's tyranny. In return, the U.S. gets to keep the liberal oasis of Austin, like the little swath of Azerbaijan surrounded by Armenia and Iran.

Hat Tip: Yaz

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